An elderly man walked into a jeweler's shop late one Friday with a beautiful young lady at his side.
"I'm looking for a very special ring for my girlfriend,"he said. The jeweler looks through his stock,and takes out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000.
"I don't think you understand.I want something very unique," he said.
At that, the jeweler went and fetched his special stock from the safe."Here's one stunning ring at $40,000." The girls' eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it.
"How are you paying?"
"I'll pay by check, but of course the bank would want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow, then I'll fetch the ring on Monday."
Monday morning a very pissed off jeweler phones the man. "You #######,you lied, there is no money in your checking account."
"I know, but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I had ?
"I'm looking for a very special ring for my girlfriend,"he said. The jeweler looks through his stock,and takes out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000.
"I don't think you understand.I want something very unique," he said.
At that, the jeweler went and fetched his special stock from the safe."Here's one stunning ring at $40,000." The girls' eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it.
"How are you paying?"
"I'll pay by check, but of course the bank would want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow, then I'll fetch the ring on Monday."
Monday morning a very pissed off jeweler phones the man. "You #######,you lied, there is no money in your checking account."
"I know, but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I had ?
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