Woman and her Baby

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You shouldn't take that. You tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey."

World's smallest resignation letter

Dear Sir,

I Love your Wife.

Thank You!

Doubt

Little Johnny and the Teacher

Teacher asked her class: "If there are five birds(flying kind) on the fence and you shoot one of them, how many birds are left?"

Little Johnny answers: "None are left, they all fly away at the sound of the first shot."

Teacher: "No actually four are left but I like the way you think."

Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask you a question?"

Teacher: "Yes, you may"

Little Johnny: "There are three women sitting on a bench eating icecream. One is gently licking the side of her triple scoope cone, the second has gobbled the top of the icecream and is now sucking what's left out of the cone and the third is just takng huge bites out of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

Teacher blushes red in embarrassment but decides to answer: "Well, I guess it would be the one that gobbled the top of the ice cream and and is sucking what is left out of the cone."

Little Johnny: "No actually the married woman is the one with the wedding ring on but I like the way you think"

You tell me...

A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology. So he joined in and after one week of study, a test was held.The professor passed out a sheets of small paper where in each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird's legs. No bodies, no feet, just legs.

The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs. Our student sat and stared at the test getting angrier every minute. Finally he stomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the test on the teacher's desk. "This is the worst test I have ever written."

The teacher looked up and said: "Young man, you have not filled in anything and you definitely have failed the test. Tell me, what's your name?"

The student pulled up his pant to the knee showing his legs and said, "You tell me..."

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