letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing
it in 2009 also....
Because of your kindness:
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for
removing toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle
infected with AIDS.
* Forwarded hundreds of mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP,
LAPTOP, CAMERA, CELLPHONE etc….
* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they
cause cancer...
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and
sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone
will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to
dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to
Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo.
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will
get sick from the rat faeces and urine..
* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot
she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take
my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl
that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.. (Poor girl!
she's been 7 since 1993...)
* Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account
to transfer his uncle's property of $ 100 million. So much
trustworthy.
* I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people hoping that Ericsson or
Nokia will send me latest mobile phones but those models are also
obsolete now.
* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi
Balaji pics etc. Now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to
someone else)
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next
10 seconds, a bird will P on your head today at 6:30pm.
Nothing has happened till now......... ......... ...but who knows.
So please forward.
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