Johnny Sees Parents Making Love

Johnny’s sleep was disturbed by a rythmic banging from his parents room. He peers round the door and sees his mother sitting astride his father bouncing up and down.

The next morning he asks his mother what she was doing bouncing up and down on daddy’s stomach.

Embarrassed but thinking quickly, she said, “your father has become a little fat recently and bouncing up and down on his stomach helps him lose weight.”

”You’re wasting your time,” replied little Johnny, “the lady from next door comes round every day and blows him back up again.”