Confused Daughter

A little girl asked her father: "Daddy how did the human race appear?" The father answered, "God made Adam and Eve. They had children and so was all mankind made."

Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question. The mother answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human raceevolved."

The confused girl returned to her father and said, "Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God and mum said they developed from monkeys?" The father answered, "Well, Dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your mother
told you about hers."

Female Orgasm

A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening, she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of "Clits Illustrated." He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?"

She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? Prove it." He frowns for a moment, and says, "Okay." He gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.

About an hour later, he returns all tired and sweaty and proclaims, "Well I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig keeps squealing, I can't tell."

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A couple went to a sex therapists office at CARE Hospital , Hyderabad .
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the
way you have intercourse, " and charged them Rs.300.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment,
have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and then leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
The man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we
can't go to her house - I'm married and we can't go to my house.

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Women takes revenge from taki driver?

A young woman and Mandy, her 6-year-old daughter, were in New York City trying to hail a cab when the little girl noticed several women who were obviously prostitutes dressed outrageously and loitering seductively on a nearby street corner.

A taxi pulled over and Mandy and her mother climbed in. As Mandy's mother was about to tell the driver their destination, Mandy asked what the ladies on the corner were waiting for.

Thinking quickly, her mother replied "They're waiting for a bus, Dear."

The cabbie looked at her in his rearview mirror and said "Cut the bullshit, lady. Tell the little girl the truth. Them broads is whores."

Mother was about to scream at the driver when Mandy asked "Mummie, do the whores have any children?"

"Of course, Amanda", mother replied. "That's where taxi drivers come from."

Blind man and his mouth

A blind man walked into a diner and made a strange request to his waiter. He asked if he could have the unwashed fork of the last customer the waiter waited on. The perplexed waiter agreed and handed the blind man the unwashed fork. The blind man proceeded to put it in his mouth and said, "Hmmm, the meatloaf and mashed potatoes are good here. I'll have that."

The next day, the blind man returned to the diner and did the same thing. Now, on the third day, the waiter saw the blind man coming into the diner. He still didn't believe what the blind man was capable of, and he wanted to trick him. So he quickly grabbed a fork and asked his waitress wife, Jane, to pull down her panties and rub it between her legs.

When the blind man asked for the fork, the waiter gave him the fork with a big smile on his face.

The blind man put it in his mouth, and said, "Hmmm, I didn't know Jane worked here."

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